My daughter found a fork on the ledge of our bathtub.
“Mama, what’s this doing here?”
“The other night, I ate dinner while showering.”
“I trained at the gym, then had to get to open mic. I was short on time so I ate while I showered.”
“What do you mean, how?”
“Where was the food?”
“Well, I had chicken strips so I just stacked them on the fork, like a kebab.”
“Oh, that would totally work. I thought it was something weird.”
This is our normal.